Mobster at a frozen yogurt shop
Mobster shops for a Valentine's Day gift for his wife
Norman loves his grandma #eharmonyreject #SolitaireTuesdays
How to find a drug dealer: the only guy sitting on the couch at a party with his hood up.
When your family somehow secretly tells the server it's your bday, even though you hate when they all gather around to awkwardly sing to you
When your friend asks you for money, but still owes you
When a little kid asks to play a game on your phone
How rappers come out of the closet.
Saw Lucas and Marcus at the grocery store today
Terrible rapper intros J.Cyrus
When I see a human child on a leash.
Absolutely fucking pumped Jets fan