If food item commercials were like cigarettes commercials; Red Bull. #misleadingslogans
Blind girl looking for a good pear 🍐
*emo does a cover of "broccoli" to an "I write sins not tragedies" instrumental* plot twist
When the child of a mobster runs for #ElementarySchoolElections Mya Gonzales
Doing anything to get followers 😏
Everyone who watches #GreysAnatomy
Must've been a wrong number. 😳
When your mom is your only friend and she forces you to enter poetry slams.
When your dad makes you mad so you tell your mom what he did.
When you're family has a roasting session
When people you hate say "hey" to you. ✌🏼️🖕🏼
When you only had one lighter and you're using a pipe... #WalkingInWithBadNews (ib: meechonmars, Dope Island)
I had to act like I was recording myself, but my cousin looked at me and said "I wanna be a model" and started making faces at his phone
Protect those parking lots 👮🏻
So these two army dude didn't have door on there car and my mom had her window down so yeah I screamed "hey daddy"... 😘
When you do shrooms and start worshipping a giraffe....
How topher grace got his name. #that70sshow
Saying anything that will get you hired