The person at Best Buy told his dad that Windows was better than Apple.
A joke at the bank goes terribly wrong.
Terrible listening skills.
Exactly how cleaning any kitchen feels.
Oh shoot thanks for 400k everybody!✊🏾🙌🏾✨💥🔥🎉
You cant sit your phone down for 1 second without losing it😕.(IB:ChrisRemson )
Math can save your life one day you never know.
Do I want cheese on my cheeseburger?
You gotta show Siri some respect.
2 guys getting into a fight in a universe where people only communicate with baby talk.
When you fall asleep then wake up with a bloody knife in your hand. (IB:Kenny Knox)
How online package delivery feels.
When your ex upgrades... a lot.
A gangster sends a text to his homie with his new phone, so the autocorrect is still on.
When you get crossed up so bad that the shadow clone you had doing your homework disappears.
When you actually wouldn't do much for her.
When you have to banish yourself from your favorite restaurant.
Auditioning for a gangster movie thats also a musical.