ChadAaron

90s teens.

Here's a draft. I'm sorry for the headache it may induce.

I don't know. It's late. I'm obsessed with this riff.

You're the one behind the wheel. Make the drive count.

I joined a gang today. We're meeting at Zaxby's this Wednesday if anyone's interested.

It finally happened. Thanks so much, everyone. I'll now continue to make the same old shit. You guys rock 👍✌️😊❤️

I had to fight 76 ninja lawyers to obtain the rights to this clip. (Pillboy)

I've been meaning to get this off my chest. Those "300" soldiers were from Sparta, which is in Greece. Get your shit together, Kanye.

I would love to meet the guy who named this place.

Turtles: Nature's... something-or-other.

Beards are so useful.

I've waited my whole life to make this.

A huge congratulations to my sister for giving birth to a beautiful little girl yesterday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Exactleigh!!!!! I miss your shenanigans and hope you've had a spectacular day 😄👍🏆🎈🎉

As some of you know, Vine for Android is incapable of seamless loops and adding music in-app. This was my first attempt with snap-to-beat.

#HowUnremarkableCanYouBeInSixSeconds I'm going to leave the bass stuff to Whamtan and go back to never posting.

Come back inside To this house To your home

"Let me learn here, I am in pursuit..." (Modern Baseball's new album is spectacular)

This is an accurate depiction of what I think I sound like when talking about vinyl records.

I'm on my 366th day without a cigarette, and I feel better than I ever have.