DiscoSarah

Someone said I was like a Barbie today. I don't get it.

I'm sure the Fire Department will take care of it. I'm in the middle of freaking Murder She Wrote.

#SHTuesdays with my most favorite girl in the whole world (Jonasty Drawz)

Your Mother's Butt is the answer to everything. Thank you Parks and Recreation.

We watched the episode of Toy Hunters my Uncle was on and I was annoying AF.

This is from Easter but it's a great loop so I'm posting it plus it's the wiggles so I mean, How could I NOT ?

Legitimate reasons

THIS ISN'T AMATEUR HOUR. SHUT OUT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.

Bouncing ideas off my friends on getting out of work tomorrow. I HATE SPRING BREAK. I hate all break weeks. Breaks should die.

#allmywords

And now I'm serving time for mistakes made by another in another lifetime... How long til my soul gets it right?

I really needed you to keep your promise.

When the Calvary came to help me with an incident at Lunch today. 😂

Make sure your navigation through life causes good ripples in the lives of those around you.

At least you can always count on that! #ToBlessedToBeStressed

Convo from this morning. We have a new kid on the dorm and he's a little too fond of me.

Nobody's Home

I've never had nightmares before now. I didn't think they were a big deal. Now I know what a monster your own mind is. I'm scared to sleep.

I can't tell you all the reasons why, but seriously, TRUST ME. TRUST ME 😡