Lukeberti

Got a magazine with a bunch of stock photos of office employees so here ya go.

Priorities.

The art of seduction pt. 3 (fin.)

I missed the chance to title my last vine "Cyber Bullying" and I'll never get it back. I'll have to live with this for the rest of my life.

Back to the drawing board.

"I've seen better hands on a snake, bud"- me to Wayne Gretzky.

I love flying. When you're up this high you're not able to see all the small problems, just the big picture.

Okay, so this is nothing really special. I felt it needed to be done. Ft. Luke Berti

Baptism by fire. Jeff Leach

I've been looking at pictures of Rick Santorum for too long.

As smarter feller than myself once said: Sometimes you eat the bar and well...sometimes the bar eats you.

The art of seduction pt. deux

The art of seduction.

And he never saw him again...#ArmstrongVineAwards #BestComedy {Nick Gallo}

In a warehouse full of restored, priceless Steinways. This is a Model A from 1914. This is where I want to die. More on Snapchat: Cobrabacon

My friends made me a blanket of pictures I thought I deleted from the Internet. Just fantastic.

-"Me? Haha I'm great thanks for asking and no I definitely have not been watching the squirrels out my bathroom window for 13hrs straight."

When you're still hung over from New Years but you realize it's Friday.

Where is my mind.

We're gonna need a bigger boat.