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"Synchronized Elliptical Ear Tethering" training for the 2020 Olympics has already begun.
Flu season is the illiest time of year
The funeral was not going well. / #PuttingTheFunInFuneral (a Jake Kilroy concept that IdkMyBFFSatan? ran with)
I really want this filter to have a Disney style ending... #PostYourSnaps
ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ.
"9/10 Doctors agree "The Depression Diet" is a misleading name..." BUY YOUR COPY TODAY! Available wherever Haagen Dazs and liquor are sold.
"ᴛʜᴇ sᴋʏ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴇɢɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ғᴜʟʟ sᴜɴsᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ғɪʀᴇ." -ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ʜᴀɴsғᴏʀᴅ ᴊᴏʜɴsᴏɴ
C O N T R O L I T , O R B E C O N S U M E D
"The exact moment you realize you're too poor to be here and make a run for it." #PostYourSnaps
ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇ, ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴏʀ ʙᴀᴅ, ɪs ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ʟᴇɴɢᴛʜ. ɪғ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ sʟᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴏɴᴇs ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ...
ᴡɪᴘᴇ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴛᴇᴀʀs
This is the sound that van should make. NO I AM NOT HAVING A STROKE, STOP ASKING
Didn't see that one coming... #WalkingInWithBadNews
#WhyDoTheyCallYouThat (an imcharlie brainchild)
The toddler sized spider that built this volleyball net of a web just ran up a column to the roof...
"I just want to find a guy who will be honest with me..." -Woman who didn't think it through on her eHarmony profile
Go outside.
Spotting white people in the wild... #PostYourSnaps (mmcnell on SC)
Ebb & Flow #fridaynightlightz ( - KerenGinga, Hankes Pankes, Hayley Anna, A-Man-Duh, and kenzie loo - )
There's something magical about fireworks that allows them to bring back that child-like sense of wonder in an adult, if only briefly.