This came out terribly, even by my standards. Plane wifi would not permit uploading Vines. Hilarious.
Someone else's cat. Also the ocean.
Oakland, which is not Los Angeles and this is its main problem, would like you to know that 5+5=10 and 5+5+5+5=20.
Altitude 5ft, Speed 0mph. If the earth is round, how airplane can hover and still have tiny water? Checkmate, Illuminati.
Nobody's crying and I'm bored. Screw it.
DNC office. If it swings the other way, I'll head to the RNC office. I wanna see adults crying.
Lifehack for assholes: just put the good parts of a sandwich in.
Voting the shit out of some votes. #vinetillitsdead #SaveVine2016 #americafuckyeah
SAUSAGE PARTY #vinetillitsdead
I've never had Lagavulin. Is it good? I convey feelings via #stylophone. #vinetillitsdead #SaveVine2016 #savevine #beethoven
Gas station. Come fight me. #savevine #SaveVine2016 #VineUntilitsGone
Fuck instagram, fuck Youtube, fuck Snapchat. Toilet wig dude: eh, whatever. #savevine #VineUntilitsGone #vineittillitfallsoff
#LNICCurtainCall ? No, and also: come fight me. #savevine #VineUntilitsGone #vineittillitfallsoff #MGSV
Does #Coub probably suck? So far it kinda sucks. Gonna try out Hype.
Waiting for my Vines to get imported.
Cat is pissed, probably about #ripvine. #VineUntilitsGone #VineUntilItFallsOff
Bought a damn #stylophone because of Vine. How could they kill off such something so wonderful? #ripvine #savevine #VineUntilitsGone