#Fireworks are the stupidest thing ever. #Canyoutelliharefireworks #withafierypassion
#4thOfJuly #sorrynotsorry #Stupid
I hate fireworks. #sorrynotsorry #4thOfJuly #Murica #picsoffireworksarestupid
Because you're all I need....#singingonvine
I love being back home! #TheresNoPlaceLikeHome #country #countryliving #cornfields
I cannot wait for my girls to get here so we can pre-party, party, and then after-party. #FGL #FGLconcert #FGLine
You could get arrested, or want to enter an eating establishment, or meet the woman of your dreams. #Noshoes #noshirt #noservice
I'm going to start #singing this at #rude people. #Magic #singingonvine
And I am THAT crazy #baseball #mom. Try not to judge me. (:
If you aren't sure if you're one of the #shittypeople, you probably are. If you aren't, thank you for making the sun a little brighter.
Being a #redhead comes with a lot of responsibility. And there is a written test. #GTFO
#Redheads are like #unicorns don't F it up.
He takes his tshirt logos very literally apparently. Sadly I did not get a picture of him. #YOLO #EyePatchesAreCool #DidItForTheVine
No one asks me this. I'm tired as hell. #bags4days #beautyqueen #itistooearly
Normal people don't count age in months. Weirdos. #Vinelikeafacebookstatusupdate #Crazywomen
A #rant has it's place. Especially when we are all thinking the same thing but let's just have fun! That's what we're here for. #Loveyou
No explanation. Don't ask questions. I need attention. #Vinelikeafacebookstatusupdate
#Beauty is pain, in this case it makes me look like #michaeljackson. I hate myself. I want to be #pale and #porcelain again.
Any mommies and daddies having a hard time with their babies growing up?!? #Family #children #endofschool
Like what? I'm gangsta! #YouDontKnowMe