live in a smart house they said (pt.1) #comedy #alsocomedy #rudeshit
drunk arguments #comedy #alsocomedy
i don't care what the guy told me, this is an emergency 🚨 #nationaltragedy #butnotreally #butyeah
people say i can't multitask (w/ jazz)
Trump's Policies #HillaryClinton2016
billy won't cooperate to catch an arsonist #badsongpuns (IB: somebody maybe)
i don't think that's what they meant by a dog is like their owner
it just does that (IB: someone probably idk)
i found an x-rated lion king and i'm uncomfortable
when you're watching a scary movie and it does the thing
when your deer friend is drunk and asks for a place to crash w/jazz
jazz; always been a whore