Amateur translation:

Things didn’t quite go according to plan.

Salam, brothers!

Soon, all car stereos and radio receivers in the CIS (Commonwealth of Independent States) will…

Student COUB

When I talked to that unpleasant person and hung up the phone.

A meaningful conversation for all life’s situations…

I’m washing the car with a hose.

I need more money because I earn less.

Hay darling furious dubbing (fun)

Be careful with your wishes…