It’s me!

A woman with blonde hair and dark eye makeup looks intently at the camera in a sepia-toned close-up, followed by a black screen, a blurry close-up of a mechanical object, a close-up of a vertical metal bar, and finally a man with a fake mustache sitting on a couch in a living room, extending his hand forward as text identifies him as "JOSEPHI KRAKOWSKI" while a can of Flex Tape appears on screen.