En extremely elaborate cowboy bebop joke that took too long to make work

Entering the snowy forest, you find yourself in a world where there is no hustle and bustle; only purity and a majestic, serene stillness.

Red Alert

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Last week, a simple tractor driver named Petya received a visit from his friend Slavka, who brought him 500 rubles. A week later, when Petya returned home, neither his wife nor his children recognized him… This is exactly what Slavka and money can do to people!

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Dongdang~

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Skynet will be here soon…

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