salsa cookies

A cartoon figure with wide eyes and an open mouth appears above a plate of cookies and a glass of milk, with the text "SALSA COOKIES!" above it; the scene then cuts to a man in a loincloth spinning with arms outstretched as cookies fly around him, labeled "WINDMILL COOKIES!"; next, a doctor with a stethoscope examines the man, with the text "THEY GAVE YOU" above them; finally, a close-up shows a face screaming with the text "THEY GAVE YOU GONORRHEA!" above it.