Dad, where did I come from?

“Parasite… You’d better tell me where you’ve been!” Otherwise, I’ll figure it out on my own, and that’ll be even worse for you!

Women are stupid. They give birth to themselves, and then we have to clean up the mess they leave behind…

If none of you were able to act like fools…

Alright, son, one step forward, another step forward. Lusya, hurry up and bring the camera—our son has returned from graduation!

Young man, don’t pay attention to the trivial things—just show me what you’ve got…

The residents of Alupka always respond to the question “Where do you come from?” with confusion.

The son of a sumo wrestler dreamed all his life of being able to hug his father.

One-armed Vasiliy in “Counter Strike”…

“Chupa-Chups with a whistle”: Just suck it in and then blow a whistle.

The company is looking for a new accountant! And also an old one!