🎸Why am I being packed up?! There’s no answer to that question!🎸

When you’re always late for trains and flights, and you decide to prepare thoroughly…

I’m the package.

I quickly signed up; otherwise, I would have come to your house.

Jacka, don’t be late again.

“Training in case of mobilization”

Here it is.

So, what can you do with 300,000 rubles?

Ты заряжен?

I’m just going to insert it into the solar plexus; then you’ll lie here (in case of any important negotiations).

We’re getting ready for our winter vacation.