Minus the Internet

The song title is “They Turned Off the Internet” ♫♪

They’d just like to get access to the internet… then shut it off again.

When the internet connection is slow…

No internet? No… (Sanctions: RuNet has been shut down.)

Internet

We don’t need the internet at all!

Okay, we’ve figured that out. But what do you do when there’s no electricity?

Internet: No

Internet

When you’re not surfing the internet…