“Mom’s boobs are ugly.”

Funny

And don’t try to get inside my mind!

x

tsfhyamuya

Dima!!! Go out and get drunk!!! Why are you standing there? Hurry up—every minute counts! We’re having “Uralskie Pelmeni” (Uralian-style dumplings).

But how on earth was that possible?!?!

What to do? Uralian pelmeni: both beautiful and terrifying.

“I don’t know.”

Grandma, you’re so annoying…

Heeeyy!