I’m a dog.

Two characters stand side by side in a dark, gothic landscape with silhouetted spires and bare trees under a cloudy sky. The character on the left, with long blonde hair and a green cloak, remains mostly still while the character on the right, wearing a grey helmet and dark armor, turns their head slightly toward the left. The text at the bottom of the screen changes sequentially, displaying the Russian phrases "Урист: ИДИ В ХУЙ!", "Урист: Я-ПАС!", and "Урист: Покеда!" before disappearing.