Pay the oblgaz (local gas company) with an elite dog.

Three people from Prostokvashino: “Come on, Sharik, shall we sell you?”

And what documents do you have?

Mustaches, legs, and a tail.

“Evil Simple Kvaschiino”

Polishuk: “No money… no money.”

In order to sell something you don’t need, you first have to buy something you don’t need – but we don’t have any money.

“THREE FROM THE HOLE” | RYTP

When all the ideas for “coub” were used up…

The income of Matroskin

In order to sell something you don’t need, you first have to buy something you don’t need… And we don’t have any money.