Living is hard and uncomfortable.

bat dance

I don’t want to say you’re terrible, but if Arabs offered ten camels in exchange for you, that would definitely be part of the “Camel” chapter.

Stop doing that.

Disco Bar

People need to feel a moderate level of disgust towards you; otherwise, they’ll want to interact with you.

Oh, that’s really nice…

“Due to funding issues, the count should be converted to a vegetarian diet.” (Excerpt from the directive issued by the zoo director, No. 1273562)

“Create darkness, not war.”

Soviet bat rave

Oh, hell with you.