Condom wrapper

A bourgeois is born.

😫 The reason TV channel ratings are dropping

Life's easier if you tell everyone to fuck off

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The main thing is not to finish too soon

When relatives come over.

🙀

A mushroom grows amid the path, a head upon a slender stalk. This, my friends, is psilocybe, a fucking awesome mushroom!

😂

As a kid, I'd have sold my soul for this