“Friendzone!”

In V… Putin and poor Merkel

Scandal: Putin is putting Merkel in her place!

How things really were…

Fuck where it goes. Everyone’s screwed.

“An official romance novel”

How about we talk about some business matters?

You’re not like that.

In Moscow, a meeting between Vladimir Putin, Angela Merkel, and François Hollande has begun.

Negotiations

Donna Merkel!