“Military” is not a profession; it’s a sexual orientation.

Being a soldier isn’t a profession; it’s a form of sexual exploitation.

All-metal Fantasies [RUS]

когда неудачно зашортил

Everyone, stand up—I’m gay!

I’m not a woman; I don’t dance.

Men are like children.

When I subscribed to that Twitch partner’s account (the word containing the “P” is actually a prohibited word!!!)…

Tattoo Master

Tante Schluha, Mops, Hund, Abgeordneter, PidrBaba, HuiLusha – alles Kram und Unsinn.

“You’re arrested, kid, for being too sexy.”