In other words, there are no Christians on that flying plane.

There are no pagans on the Zuhánó aircraft.

There are no passengers on that crashing airplane. No one was excited about the chance to meet their “father in heaven”; instead, everyone is terrified because they don’t want to die.

There are no atheists on the Zhuhano spacecraft.

If even the ceiling doesn’t fall on the Vágvölgyi region, then there really isn’t any God.

I’m glad that we’ve come to the recognition of evolution and the Big Bang; after all, not everyone agrees with these theories.

When the angels descend to the earth in order to unite the human being with their daughters…

A kind God will then destroy us with a fire.

Not a single word in the Bible says that it is impossible to be recreated (or brought back to life).

If there had never been Christianity, then there wouldn’t be this beautiful and livable world.

I’m still happy that we’re going to hell, because I don’t even want to live in eternal happiness.