Didn't work out.

A blue screen displays the Russian text "Делаем из вас натурала" and "Часть архива вы будете читать" while a progress bar increases from 0% to 54%, then abruptly switches to a color bar test pattern with the Russian text "Ошибка. Операция невыполнима. Откат к пидору." The main subject is a digital interface, and the action is the progression of a failed operation followed by a system error.