Greeting card

Two hands hold a paper birthday card designed to look like a computer dialog box, with a "LOADING MESSAGE..." bar. As the card is slowly pulled open, a hidden message appears on the right side, reading "FEELING OLD YET? BIRTHDAYS ARE GOOD FOR YOU. MY DATA SHOWS THAT THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THE LONGEST!! I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY THAT IS 'GLITCH' FREE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE!" The card is held over a light wooden table.