Well, he always does that.

Stop

You chose such an expensive gift… There’s really no need for that.

…come on, go ahead, drive away…

When I called my buddy to hang out for free.

Wait! You forgot!

What the hell am I going to download?

Fuck you all—I’m on vacation!!!

When the quarantine was announced.

What the fuck are you on about?

I wrote a script, but it ended up hitting you in the head.