Do not land on the ground...

Damn, Master, that's late. Let's go!

Jergen's keeps it less raw.

Finish it off with a little dick kick!

Don't trust it, bitch.

My dick's out!

Right when it was at the climax of the battle.

All you had to do was syoot the beast.

Aw, my dick's all wet!

Oh my God!

Just kind of like a Gollum-Lord-of-the-Rings thing.