Ego core

A spherical robot with a purple eye and a yellow sticker sits on a desk in a dimly lit room, its eye glowing as it reacts to a presentation on a screen behind it. The screen cycles through numbered statements, and the robot's head tilts slightly as text appears above it, first reading "That's what I thought. You narcissistic prick," then changing to "I OWN MORE TROPHIES THAN YOU (you don't own any)" as the screen updates to #7.