Squidward Tentacles, a light green octopus in a purple robe, stands in a dimly lit room with blue walls and a wooden counter, holding a small electronic device with a glowing screen; he begins with a smug expression, then his eyes close and his mouth opens wide in a joyful, exaggerated laugh, his head tilting back slightly as he leans forward, before the scene cuts to a static illustration of a woman in a bikini.