A bald eagle's head fills the frame against a blurred American flag, its gaze fixed forward as the flag ripples slightly behind it. A classical figure in a toga and a man in a colonial-style outfit with an American flag hat clash in a stormy sky, hurling lightning bolts at each other. A cartoon man with a large belly and sunglasses sits on a motorcycle, firing a large machine gun while holding a drink, with an American flag attached to the back. Blue boxes of Hostess Deep Fried Twinkies are stacked on a shelf, with the product name and "NEW!" prominently displayed. A towering double cheeseburg