SPOONY

A green-skinned, wide-eyed character with a dark teal body stands against a black background with purple, tentacle-like shapes radiating outward. The character's expression shifts from weary to a slight, knowing smile as white text appears and changes above its head, reading "The feeling of rust," then "Against my salad fingers," and finally "is almost ORGASMIC," before the character slowly slides out of frame to the left.