This is an open letter to Vine. And I'm lying like a MACK in it.

So you've hit 1K.... Little word of advice.... Not like it's ever happened to me😳 (The Vine Loopist™) Stay Classy you weird Ass.

IM SO HAPPY VINE IS LETTING ME UPLOAD VINES AGAIN

Hey should I make a personal vine account so I can spam you guys with the dumb shit that I do :)

When literally ALL your OG Vine friends have blown up because they're awesome and you're just chilling and sucking. 😘

Vine: because it's a facking square!

Share it all with vine.

this is the only good vine i've ever made hands down im sorry i left this in my drafts for so long

Vine get your shit together. THX. Matnovacaine I'm going crazyyy 😫😫😫

Idk if vine is gone or not but I decided to make a last final lipsync because vine has made my life happy in many ways so thank youu