I forgot I gave this cat such a corny ringtone.

New phone, new life.

Uh oh.

Yeah I'm gonna find something else to rot my eyesight.

Oh my god. It's a tiny platinum ring. I'm an IDIOT.

Fuckin cell phones.

No 'Hi Mister BUMbO' or whatever... Just 'Me me me me me me me' and never anything else. Why do I bother?

Shot by dlgreez

I win.

Well played, Eric Hohnke!

I can't see my phone.