Yep. But the narcissist in you will only deny it.

Not really. I don't do anything to be ashamed of.

If a narcissist writes a movie, this will be one of the climactic scenes.

Don't tell me not to do something.

Nighty night.

If you have to say "I'm not (fill in the blank). My best friend is (fill in the blank)", you're definitely (fill in the blank).

I'm not discouraged.

What if you don't like em no more? Is yer lobes rubber?

I do.

Lying liars and the lies that they tell me.

I hate mean people.