You don't bring me flowers any more.

I keep expecting explosive diarrhea to end the fad.

Ah caint git rid o it. Noes ah caint. Fuck.

Someone just cut a paper mill/boiled egg/diarrhea/eye burning fart.

My dearest Hymen: Take a big whiff cuz I'm the poo💩💩💩. I still love you though😘😘😘. Yours always, ME

They want me to die of itchiness.

Friend who thought it was a good joke, but the guy really tried to shave his asshole.

And he said he was going to shove hummus up my ass!!!

I'm not wearing any pants!

You've been warned.

Oh boy. Here we go again.