I'm from the South. I'm sweet, but I can reload faster than you can run.

I is from de Souf. Fo give mah mouf fulla cawton.

I don't wanna wear mah pants down rount mah knees. Nope. I'll pull em up to mah nipples whare they blongs.

Good thang I knows bedder.

It smells like the State Fair in South Carolina or Coney Island in July.

It's sill your birthday out there on the far side of the states, right JumboNutz ?

Well there's always the Interweb.

Geez. Really? Some of y'all got some fucked up sense of entertainment.

I just use mah fangers.

Later, gator.

Ooooooo my tv works off of it too!!