No obvious reason? Well, then… Bye, Felicia.

So you'll know it's me.

This makes no sense but yet it does.

I mean I'm doing this for fun, but damn, can you show a brother some love?

Oh yeah. My cell is off.

I may be old, but I got to see some cool shit, so I'm fine with it, kiddies.

If I still have fun & don't give a shit what the "cool kids" are doing, what does that say about them?

I'm gonna tell you why in 3, 2, 1....

Shhh. Be vewwy vewwy quiet.

God I'm sick of this.

Carol Ann, go into the light. All are welcome.