If I didn't do this my beard would look like cotton candy.

I can't be the only one who has to do this.

More than half of my beard is GONE!! POOF!!

8.

I only want to dye it once but it seems I need upkeep. Rats.

I hope I can sleep w these clips on without gouging my face.

Yes this is why I wear clips in my beard to eat. 🐩

Places where I used to have fur. Now bald.

Snack beards are best.

My beard, he has eaten my face.

My naturally curly, "naturally" red beard says "hi-eee" and with a special guest appearance by my nose and eyes.