"If you follow so-and-so we can't be friends" is bullshit. Just so you know.

Bigots. Can't live with them. Can't drown 'em in a tub of shit.

Um. I guess people like stupid people. You know who I'm talking about. This is y'all's fault. Ijits.

Ok. My outburst is over. Now back to the regularly scheduled programming. I hope someone tags your ass though.

Friend who has no respect for boundaries. (Afrodude0007, Casey Woods)

Just. Hold. A. Fucking. Note. And. Quit. Playing.

Friends who do shit after you just said dont.

"Oh you know what I meant." "No I didn't."

#Friends are friends - whether it's in your #hometown or thousands of miles (kilometers) away. #Friendship is real,powerful+lasts a lifetime

Whee.

If you have to say "I'm not (fill in the blank). My best friend is (fill in the blank)", you're definitely (fill in the blank).