Call me "electric BUMbO." Relax. It's just a Holter monitor. Sort of a 24 hour portable EKG. I've had them before. The tape IS itchy, tho.

This monitor just hangs around my neck. I've got a funny heartbeat (not funny ha ha but funny hmm) on top of other congenital cardiac stuff.

Ugh. They shaved me. I look like a molting parrot. And welcome to my weird ekg.

Heart monitor and batman. Can't get much better

I got a toy to help me breathe. Woo hoo!!

Eyebrow electrocardiograph of an unmedicated arrhythmia. Yay for tomorrow! Cardiac ablation! I'm excited!

Woo hoo! I get to have a cardiac ablation tomorrow! I can't wait!😃👍

Here's a hint: don't let a nurse put a rubber band in your beard. It HURTS. A lot.

Testing some equipment

oh no

#TrueHospitalStories: my reaction to seeing a female patient with like 10 booby hairs like 2inch long, on each boob