I have the nutritional abilities of a stoner without being stoned.

Like y'all want to know this...

Just observing.

I've got to get something to eat.

Well? Are we?

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Like it's waaaaay drunk. Glad I'm in my own little corner in my own lite room.

Just a question not a judgement.

The room go boom.

It's like someone put a half tab of orange sunshine under my tongue and I got tripped.

Just add this to the long list of my irrational behaviors so when they lock me up, you can chuckle and say, "I knew it all along."