I don't do craft beers or wear anything ironically. This has been my look forever.

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And that's all I have to say about it.

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Maybe you like that sort of thing but it sends a chill up my spine. Piercing-fine. Picking at it- gross.

My general inclination is...

I've had a beard for over 30 years. Never had a microbrew in my life. AND if I were a hipster, I'd be their fucking GOD.

My naturally curly, "naturally" red beard says "hi-eee" and with a special guest appearance by my nose and eyes.

Some hater asked me to take off the ugly mask but it seems to be glued on. Sorry.

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I don't have any good ideas right now. Did I even need to say that?