Descent into madness begins in an hour.

Nobody is that funny. Except me. Feel free to revine my whole account.

OCD actually.

It's almost fun to watch.

Those voices in my head are whispering & I can't hear them over the ringing in my ears.

Entertain me, you whack jobs.

Ye gads!! I need a nap. NOOOOO!!!

Thanks for the 411 on my pimple. I already know it's there. Did you know your lack of manners is showing??

Hmm.

I can't take this.