This is the biggest goddamn zit I have ever had.

FuckItIShouldntBeGettingAcneAtMyAdvancedAgeDAMNIT!!!!!

Huge pimples always know. I'm going to call this one Edgar Cayce.

This better be the last zit I ever get.

Oh I don't know.

Chocolate on the phone isn't a zit on my forehead.

Those of you with perfect skin..... fuck you.

Thanks for the 411 on my pimple. I already know it's there. Did you know your lack of manners is showing??

Ouch. I'm really looking forward to growing out of acne.

Shit.

I woke up scratching.