Country music is my life. Maybe not. #

Collection calls amuse me.

Earlier today.

Oops. I said that out loud.

I've had it for too long. Not changing it now is too much of a hassle

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No 'Hi Mister BUMbO' or whatever... Just 'Me me me me me me me' and never anything else. Why do I bother?

Blah blah blah blah I hate talking on the freaking phone.

I know the guy who bitched about my music. I don't even care if he's got caller ID.

Yo. There's something wrong with your phone, Mr. Collections man.

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