Gen 1 iPads blow. Hard and not the cool way.

I am going to Asheville mall early Saturday! I got this iPad Xmas 2012! I don't know they can fix it! It's ipad 4th generation!

1st Gen iPads are like giant, useless pieces of shit.

GODDAMN FUCKING BIT OF PROGRAMMING GARBAGE SLOWED MY 4S AND CRASHES EVERYTHING, THE LOUSY DICKSNOT! I CAN'T AFFORD AN IPHONE 6, CRABAPPLE!

Those iPhone 4 days..

Vine my trusty 4s HATES the update. Now if you're planning to send me a 6, that's cool but for now I'm distraught.

Hint-hint, iPod?

Every generation of iPhone sucks when it comes to Youtube.

Basically my iPad has a bad crack and Its gonna be repaired in the meantime no vines n stuff for a week sorry :(

Phuck iOS 8. My poor little 4s is going whacky.

It's like the ghost of Steve Jobs takes over my 4s & updates everyfuckingthing. What fresh hell has this wrought? Stay tuned.