When your teacher bends over to help the next student and they fart in your face #Ahrmantticrazy

You have a boner in class and your teacher calls on you to solve the problem at the board. #Ahrmantticrazy

When you're hitting it raw and you forget to pull out #Ahrmantticrazy

You watch a scary movie with your crush a jump scare hits you so bad u fart & shit on yourself and your crush smells it! #Ahrmantticrazy

When you're at the mall talking to your crush and you accidentally fart #Ahrmantticrazy

When you hitting it from behind and she accidentally shits on you. #Ahrmantticrazy

When you're in class and accidentally touch a dried piece of gum under the desk #Ahrmantticrazy

When you're in a public restroom taking a dump and the water splashes on your butt#Ahrmantticrazy

You just finished having diarrhea in your dates house and the toilet won't flush. #Ahrmantticrazy

When you take a massive shit in a public restroom and then you notice there's no tissue. #Ahrmantticrazy

When you're about to go down on your girl for the first time and she smells fishy.#Ahrmantticrazy