This has been stuck in my head ever since I watched the Taylor Swift Porn Parody

Gotta hit that shit up if you haven't already go

The guy who thinks he has too much in common with Jay-z then remembers how fuckin single he is

#dontleavetaylor

Heard this today... Thought it was adorable!

I found this in my drafts. I'm not funny. I'm gonna kill myself now ✌🏽️

I love Tobie Stevens and I love Sobie Tevens. Laughter is funny. Someone parody me and I'll love it mercilessly. (Provided it's clever)

Go follow MATT RE-AL he has an amazing mustache!!

I'm bad at impersonations.

I made this 10 minutes ago and she's still there. WHY. 😐😩

(Partially inspired by David Tres)